My name is John Feldman. I have been an active member of Facebook since 2006. In the six years of being a Facebook member, I have seen many changes; some of them bad and some of them good. For the most part, I would say you and your team have done an outstanding job elevating Facebook to the premiere status it holds today. So for that, I congratulate you.
On the other hand, I do have one minor, well major, issue: posting pictures. Now hear me out. Posting pictures on Facebook is perfectly acceptable, and happens on many occasions. It assists people in getting their point across. They are also aesthetically pleasing, especially during beach season. It is only on certain occasions that I am asking you to deactivate the ‘posting pictures’ option. Those occasions are on holidays. The main holiday I am speaking of is Valentine’s Day, which you know has just passed. In one day, I managed to see more arrangements of flowers on your site than if I were to walk into a florist (flower store?...whatever the hell it’s called) and do a full 360 degree turn without blinking. This is unacceptable.
I am fully aware that women love to boast about every little asset they have, but flowers are just crossing the line. Not only do the pictures show their flower arrangement, but these women take pictures of the flowers from a few steps back so their office cubicle can also be shown, letting us know their significant other had them delivered right to her office. It’s adorable, I know. But I could care less to see what he got her. In fact, he got the flowers for her, not for everyone on Facebook. And I believe it should stay that way.
In conclusion, Mr. Zuckerberg, I am asking that you deactivate the ability to post pictures on certain days of the year. If this is not possible, I ask that you severely punish those who do post these types of pictures. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
John Feldman
P.S. For the right amount of money, I’ll sleep with you.
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